An animation I made back in the fucking day.
(Source: slackersolutions)
Mean Nuts (instead of peanuts)
KRAY KRAY
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Bathroom Literature: “For a good blow job and a bad relationship call xxx-xxx-xxxx” Taken by bathroom investigative reporter P.W. Bigglesworth.
YOUUCH! Ladies I think we’ve all been knee’d in the vagina once or twice and know what this feels like.
Raise your glass to the “Sh*t Men Say” video. Just in time to get our testosterone pumping before the Superbowl. “Soon we will conquer all the pussy in the world!” - Richard
Joke of the Day
Gavin: The Stonewall Riots are on this list of Race riots, Gay isn’t a race.
Jack: Well you’re certainly trying to get there first.
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Things That Make Jack Wright Jealous
Adolescent Facial Hair
Fuller, and less patchy, the facial hair of young men and boys is something Jack Wright simply can’t deal with.
Whale Dumping Still Rampant in Bushwick
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK - As the winter whaling season grinds to a halt due to the migration of the majestic fin whale off the northeast coast, poachers begin to take advantage of the weak stragglers in the absence of larger whaling companies. The illegal poaching of whales has become a large problem for NYC Sanitation and DOT, with an estimated 504,000 pounds of whale carcass recovered from streets and sidewalks in the first week of January alone.
“Without the same federal regulations, and due to the fact that they carry powerful assault weaponry, these poachers can basically get away with anything,” exclaimed Jennifer Regan, spokeswoman for WAPT.
“These beautiful, sensitive, and self aware creatures fall victim to these ruthless killers, who seem to only hunt them for pleasure, and for pranking their friends by dropping huge severed portions of the animals in front of stairways and in parking spots,” added Regan.
Mayor Bloomberg could not be reached for comment, but tweeted early this morning that he’s “fucking sick of these god damn whale bits all over the place.”
